1 00:00:43,371 --> 00:00:49,635 -==OpenSubtitles.org==- ? 2 00:00:49,669 --> 00:00:58,011 Resync/Corrections/Conversion by Chuck 3 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:00,509 (NEWSREADER): For Allied forces in the Gulf, 4 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:04,299 the preparation is over. The real battle? Only days away. 5 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:08,851 This relentless activity is a reminder that if final-hour diplomacy stumbles, 6 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:13,022 then action against Iraq will be both certain and uncompromising. 7 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:16,150 Saddam Hussein says it will be "The Mother of all Battles." 8 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:20,581 President Bush demanded that the conflict must be swift and decisive. 9 00:01:20,654 --> 00:01:23,782 This will not be another Vietnam. 10 00:01:24,544 --> 00:01:29,133 This will not be a protracted, drawn-out war. 11 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:48,474 (NEWSREADER): Israel retained the right to defend itself 12 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:52,063 and would retaliate if Iraq took any offensive action. 13 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:56,029 A Defence spokesman said Israeli jets could be over Iraqi territory 14 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,858 within 20 minutes. 15 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,341 The UN Secretary-General said, 16 00:01:59,393 --> 00:02:02,190 only God knows if there would be peace or war. 17 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:10,121 When I walk out of here, I want quiet! 18 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:14,926 - Fags, factor 20, bacon sandwich. - Ta. 19 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:18,515 It's mine, it's mine, it's mine! X4 20 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,892 That goes for you too! (The dog) 21 00:02:51,418 --> 00:02:53,418 - Hello? - Ordered to camp. 22 00:02:53,468 --> 00:02:55,310 Yeah I'll be right down. 23 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:58,755 - This is for Kate's birthday. - Yeah? 24 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:06,519 "Dearest Kate. I'm truly sorry I can't be with you on your birthday." 25 00:03:07,257 --> 00:03:11,672 Shit. Four years old. I've missed every one of them. 26 00:03:14,369 --> 00:03:17,497 ♪ Wow! Allah! 27 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:21,668 ♪Darling, you've got to let me know 28 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:26,235 ♪ Should I stay or should I go 29 00:03:44,631 --> 00:03:48,453 - Here you go. -There you go. - See you soon. 30 00:03:50,845 --> 00:03:53,921 Give me a hug. 31 00:03:54,223 --> 00:03:57,351 You take care of Mummy, OK? 32 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,742 One more. 33 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:22,915 What is it? 34 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:25,613 Power of attorney, remember? 35 00:04:26,038 --> 00:04:28,038 House-buying? 36 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:31,394 You still haven't exchanged contracts yet. 37 00:04:47,448 --> 00:04:50,524 You could always get that dog you were talking about. 38 00:04:50,575 --> 00:04:52,826 Piss off, Andy. 39 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:06,389 See you when I see you. 40 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:23,020 - New boots? - Aye. Gucci. 41 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,062 Very chic. 42 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:27,403 Image is very important, especially when you're dealing with rag-heads. 43 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,808 Yeah. Watch your step, Chris. 44 00:05:31,757 --> 00:05:34,885 ♪ Should I stay or should I go now 45 00:05:36,392 --> 00:05:39,520 ♪ If I go there will be trouble 46 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,593 If anyone touches you while I'm away, 47 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:48,597 I'll knot their bollocks so tight, they'll be pissing out their ears. 48 00:05:53,025 --> 00:05:56,154 Hey, where's Tony? 49 00:05:58,581 --> 00:06:00,615 Shit! 50 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:03,795 Bring my Bergen, will you, mate? 51 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:19,155 ♪ Should I stay or should I go now 52 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:23,178 ♪ Should I stay or should I go now 53 00:06:24,826 --> 00:06:27,954 ♪ If I go there will be trouble 54 00:06:30,234 --> 00:06:32,270 Hello, mate! 55 00:06:35,448 --> 00:06:38,524 All right, mate? 56 00:06:38,575 --> 00:06:41,703 Mate! Easy! Wah! 57 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:49,003 (LAUGHTER) 58 00:06:49,546 --> 00:06:52,622 - Room for a midget? - NO! 59 00:06:53,274 --> 00:06:56,402 - Where's his gear? - Stan's got it. 60 00:06:57,445 --> 00:07:01,182 - How do I look? - ♪ Should I stay or should I go now? 61 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,727 (McNab Voice-Over): Every soldier hopes for a major war in his lifetime. 62 00:07:14,778 --> 00:07:17,906 This one was mine. 63 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:23,186 00:10:16,638 It's a crossword clue. 99 00:10:25,343 --> 00:10:28,472 That night we had our first attack. 100 00:10:30,807 --> 00:10:34,945 - What's the score on the jabs, mate? - Stan says: "No jabs". 101 00:10:34,996 --> 00:10:39,114 I asked them if these suits worked? He said: "Whatever turns you on." 102 00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:41,543 Don't fart in it, it's fatal! 103 00:10:41,595 --> 00:10:44,326 Can you get two into one suit? 104 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:48,251 - For what, mate? - Fun. You feel lonely in here. 105 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:56,046 Looks like TV to me. 106 00:10:56,098 --> 00:10:59,174 What are you thinking? 107 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,302 Seven across: "Turncoats for the opera". 108 00:11:02,354 --> 00:11:04,387 Andy! 109 00:11:04,814 --> 00:11:08,951 Warning order. Eight-man patrol You command, Ray will be 2 I/c. 110 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:12,094 You will be cutting a communications line. 111 00:11:12,145 --> 00:11:16,109 No move for three days. Briefing at 0800 tomorrow. 112 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,814 Okay, boss. 113 00:11:17,865 --> 00:11:20,561 It's not too clever staying up here, chaps. 114 00:11:20,794 --> 00:11:24,064 I don't want to lose you in some bone incident. 115 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,574 - Did Greg talk to you? - Yeah. 116 00:11:40,686 --> 00:11:42,415 You OK about it? 117 00:11:42,465 --> 00:11:45,217 I'm finished with it, and it's me last job. 118 00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:48,637 Mind you, you cock-up, I'll be down on you like a ton o' shite. 119 00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:50,906 - Ha-ha! -Huh-huh.. 120 00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:52,956 Nobody up, don't worry... 121 00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:55,006 (Chuckles) 122 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:59,343 OK, let's get on with it. As you know, your task is against Scud. 123 00:11:59,894 --> 00:12:01,681 Ground: Northwest of Baghdad. 124 00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:04,809 Your area of concern will be this northern main supply route. 125 00:12:05,735 --> 00:12:09,806 Situation: the Scuds landing in Israel are causing the alliance major problems. 126 00:12:09,858 --> 00:12:12,483 Two nights ago, the Israeli air force was in the air 127 00:12:12,749 --> 00:12:14,944 waiting to attack targets inside Iraq. 128 00:12:14,996 --> 00:12:17,905 If Israel joins in the war, 129 00:12:17,956 --> 00:12:20,702 the alliance with the Arab states will crumble, 130 00:12:20,752 --> 00:12:22,785 which, of course, is what Iraq wants. 131 00:12:22,838 --> 00:12:25,913 But if the Scud attacks on Israel don't stop within two weeks, 132 00:12:25,966 --> 00:12:30,084 Israel will join the war. We're not concerned about the fixed silos. 133 00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:32,170 Air strikes are taking care of those. 134 00:12:32,222 --> 00:12:34,255 The mobile launchers are a different matter. 135 00:12:34,307 --> 00:12:38,426 They're almost impossible to locate, but they have one weakness: 136 00:12:38,478 --> 00:12:42,390 To program me in their targets, they need assistance from Baghdad. 137 00:12:42,441 --> 00:12:44,948 This information is fed through fibre-optic cables 138 00:12:44,999 --> 00:12:48,605 buried along the MSRs between Baghdad and the border towns. 139 00:12:48,656 --> 00:12:51,732 Cut those cables and they can't fly. 140 00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:54,318 Mission in two parts: 141 00:12:54,369 --> 00:12:59,718 One, locate and destroy the fibre- optic cable along the northern MSR; 142 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:03,201 two, destroy mobile Scud. 143 00:13:03,503 --> 00:13:07,326 Repeat: One, locate and destroy the fibre-optic cable 144 00:13:07,377 --> 00:13:09,290 Which runs along the northern MSR; 145 00:13:09,341 --> 00:13:13,279 two, destroy mobile Scud. Any questions? 146 00:13:19,145 --> 00:13:20,415 This terrain's crap! 147 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,747 It's like a billiard table. 148 00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:24,305 How the hell are we going to find a hide in that? 149 00:13:24,357 --> 00:13:26,391 - Maps? - One in a million. 150 00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:29,519 Air navigation, otherwise jack shit. 151 00:13:29,571 --> 00:13:31,604 - If better turn-up in time, they're yours. - Shit. 152 00:13:31,838 --> 00:13:35,776 Wind your neck in, Chris. This is what it's all about, mate. 153 00:13:35,827 --> 00:13:37,860 Getting on with what you've got. 154 00:13:37,913 --> 00:13:41,576 - So how are we getting in? - There's no point taking vehicles. 155 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,695 We'll just stick out like a bulldog's bollocks. 156 00:13:43,773 --> 00:13:46,202 Yeah. Looks like a heli drop-off. 157 00:13:46,254 --> 00:13:48,729 Better give Harry and his crew a warning order Bert. 158 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:50,363 If we're going to find the fibre optic. 159 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,211 We're going to have to take the MSR at its narrowest. 160 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:57,374 It'll be narrowest at a bend. Everyone cuts corners, what about here? 161 00:13:57,474 --> 00:14:00,018 Shouldn't be any military activity whatsoever. 162 00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:02,885 Just be aware of the airfield in the southwest. 163 00:14:02,938 --> 00:14:04,971 No population. Looks good to me. 164 00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:08,533 - Weather? - Much like a spring day in the UK. 165 00:14:08,925 --> 00:14:11,709 These cables, are they above ground, buried in pipes, or what? 166 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,355 Don't know yet. We're still waiting for more intelligence. 167 00:14:14,408 --> 00:14:16,442 Will we need to use plastic explosives, 168 00:14:16,493 --> 00:14:18,526 or do we give them a tap with a hammer? 169 00:14:18,578 --> 00:14:21,803 There's a boy in D Squadron used to lay fibre optics for some telecom company. 170 00:14:21,854 --> 00:14:23,542 I'll see if he knows the score. 171 00:14:23,593 --> 00:14:26,869 Once we cut the lines, someone will renew them. 172 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:31,807 Exactly. If you can take them out, it will slow down the repair time. 173 00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:36,253 - Great. - We'll be operating here, 174 00:14:36,304 --> 00:14:39,234 around 178K from the Syrian border. 175 00:14:39,285 --> 00:14:42,712 It's more than twice that far to Saudi. We'll infill by heli. 176 00:14:42,763 --> 00:14:46,930 Our drop-off point being around 20K south of the MSR. 177 00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:50,057 From there, move north to the MSR 178 00:14:50,109 --> 00:14:53,185 and find a hide in the area of this bend. 179 00:14:53,238 --> 00:14:56,313 Once in position, find a cable 180 00:14:56,366 --> 00:15:01,342 and place the charges on staggered timings along a 3-4K length. 181 00:15:02,309 --> 00:15:05,385 If we get into any shit, we call AWACS on the TACBEs. 182 00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:08,512 Get some air support while we wait for the heli pick-up. 183 00:15:08,878 --> 00:15:12,006 If that doesn't happen, tab to Syria. 184 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,125 OK. 185 00:15:16,177 --> 00:15:19,035 - What do you want TACBEs for? - To order pizza. I need eight. 186 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,613 Eight? You work in pairs, don't you? 187 00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:23,717 - OK, four. - Four TACBEs. 188 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,031 They're to call in air support, you understand? 189 00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:29,441 - Yeah. - They're not for any other purpose. 190 00:15:29,492 --> 00:15:32,904 - Right. What's this? - That is a shiny thing. 191 00:15:33,903 --> 00:15:37,040 - Well I want one. - But you don't even know what it does, do ya? 192 00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:45,195 - What's this? -203 bombs. 193 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,960 - Where are they going? - Under your bed. 194 00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:49,517 Why's that? 195 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:52,829 'Cause you're the only one who can wank, without wiggling your arse! 196 00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:58,200 - What's that? - This, is a shiny thing. 197 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,499 And I love it. 198 00:16:00,549 --> 00:16:02,317 These are for the claymores. 199 00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:05,364 You got the hoice of "Chocolate Chip" or "Raspberry Ripple." (!) 200 00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:08,038 Did you find that peened throw? (Hardened Metal) 201 00:16:08,089 --> 00:16:10,089 The holy standard packer mate. 202 00:16:11,719 --> 00:16:14,687 Just need some more nuts and bolts. All we need are the Dets. 203 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,329 Yeah got it mate. 204 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:21,634 Now Mark why don't you put the Dets. in, and go test them somewhere far away. 205 00:16:23,207 --> 00:16:24,619 Shove it mate. 206 00:16:24,874 --> 00:16:28,993 As much link as we can carry for the Minimis and 5.56 for the 203s. 207 00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:32,121 What's your score with the 203 bombs and claymores? 208 00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:34,206 Are you out of your skulls? 209 00:16:34,258 --> 00:16:37,334 The Regiment hasn't been together since World War II. 210 00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:39,420 We're not scaled up for this. We're skint. 211 00:16:39,472 --> 00:16:42,548 - Whose is all this? - It's A and D Squadrons'. 212 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,633 We're operational in three days. 213 00:16:44,685 --> 00:16:47,048 So are they. You don't even have a job, yet. 214 00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:49,969 What's the sodding point, in bringing us out if you haven't got any kit? 215 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,975 Ray, find some claymores and 203 bombs, 216 00:16:53,027 --> 00:16:54,804 and take Chris with you. 217 00:16:56,795 --> 00:17:00,070 Cyril, you're gonna have to have a word with the other squadrons. 218 00:17:00,121 --> 00:17:03,351 - See if you can get some gear, mate. - Ha! 219 00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:24,308 "Dearest Jilly. If you're reading this, I'm dead." 220 00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:28,927 "Don't mope around. Get the insurance money and have a good time." 221 00:17:28,979 --> 00:17:33,183 "PS Don't forget 500 pounds is for the next squadron piss-up." 222 00:17:34,193 --> 00:17:37,321 "PPS I love you." 223 00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:48,539 - Are those the TACBEs? - Yeah. There's only one between two. 224 00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:54,386 - Have you tested the 319? - No, I'll test it tomorrow, when it's time for the chords. 225 00:17:57,675 --> 00:18:00,751 We've got our call sign - Bravo Two Zero. 226 00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:04,495 Sounds good to me. I like the easy-to-remember ones. 227 00:18:13,316 --> 00:18:16,444 Doesn't get any easier, does it? 228 00:18:17,486 --> 00:18:19,376 No. 229 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,985 - What's that shiny thing by the way? - It's a SatNav. 230 00:18:26,615 --> 00:18:29,947 Put it on the list, mate. Mark can have it. 231 00:18:29,999 --> 00:18:31,709 Yeah. 232 00:18:34,732 --> 00:18:38,177 Well seeing as you've got no brew left, I'm off. 233 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:55,801 "Dearest Kate. My dearest, dearest shiny thing." 234 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:59,143 "This is a letter I've never wanted to write." 235 00:18:59,195 --> 00:19:01,231 "Or you to read." 236 00:19:17,964 --> 00:19:21,040 Here we check-zeroed the Minimis and 203s. 237 00:19:21,092 --> 00:19:23,125 Weapons are just a tool 238 00:19:23,177 --> 00:19:28,115 So long as they go bang and hit what you're aiming at, that'll do. 239 00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:57,288 - Nice to have known you, wankers. - And you, dickheads. 240 00:19:57,339 --> 00:20:00,021 The kit's divided equally, so if anything goes wrong, 241 00:20:00,072 --> 00:20:03,148 any two of us can carry out the task with some success. 242 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,319 We only took the essentials, but even that added up to 209lbs each, 243 00:20:07,371 --> 00:20:09,853 the weight of a 15 stone man. 244 00:20:13,327 --> 00:20:15,360 - How does it feel? - Bloody hell! 245 00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:17,446 How far have we got to tab with this? 246 00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:20,574 Right, gents. Listen up. 247 00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:23,702 Sort out your kit and bag it up. 248 00:20:23,754 --> 00:20:26,882 Next of kin, one bag. Squadron, another. 249 00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:30,516 Remember to label which is which. 250 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:33,886 Don't want mummy n' daddy knowing their little boy wears stockings and suspenders 251 00:20:33,937 --> 00:20:36,875 every chance he gets, do we? 252 00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:40,785 Last Supper's around six. 253 00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:44,831 We might be getting some fresh in, especially for you. 254 00:20:45,351 --> 00:20:48,427 Why don't we stuff them all in bin-liners and take them with us? 255 00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:50,815 We're not a bunch of new age travelers. 256 00:20:51,607 --> 00:20:53,873 It's always a question of style with you Chris, innit? 257 00:20:53,924 --> 00:20:56,769 - You are what you wear. - And what you carry. 258 00:20:56,821 --> 00:21:00,280 Everything goes into the bergens except for the NBC kit, 259 00:21:00,331 --> 00:21:05,206 which, in deference to Chris, we will carry in these designer sandbags. 260 00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:09,587 Right, anything we've forgotten? 261 00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:13,083 Aye. Cover story. There's a high chance of dipping out on this one. 262 00:21:13,134 --> 00:21:15,937 The obvious one is pilot rescue. 263 00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:18,696 We're a search team looking for downed pilots, 264 00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:21,794 - and our own heli went down. - Sounds good. 265 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,973 - You want a piccie? - Yeah, might as well! 266 00:21:41,286 --> 00:21:43,540 Watch it, watch it. 267 00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:57,246 - You got the shiny thing. - No, Chris. Leave that. 268 00:21:57,298 --> 00:22:00,426 Let the loadies do that, the lazy bastards. 269 00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:03,503 Nevertheless I'm going for a piss. 270 00:22:03,554 --> 00:22:08,717 For my parents, for Jilly, for Kate when she's 15, and one for you. 271 00:22:08,768 --> 00:22:09,758 Tossers! 272 00:22:10,337 --> 00:22:11,844 What does mine say? 273 00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:14,972 It says: "Cock this up wanker, and I'll come back and haunt you." 274 00:22:15,024 --> 00:22:18,152 - No, but seriously Andy. If anything goes wrong. 275 00:22:18,202 --> 00:22:19,145 Yeah? 276 00:22:19,195 --> 00:22:21,228 Can I have your sailboard? 277 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,356 - Yeah, if you do one thing for me. - Aye. 278 00:22:24,408 --> 00:22:26,442 - Pay off the mortgage on my house. - Right-oh. 279 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,911 - Andy. - Oi, clever bollocks. 280 00:22:28,962 --> 00:22:32,699 - Introduce yourself. - Name and proof-of-life statement. 281 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:35,826 We need to know you're alive if we have to give a ransom away. 282 00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:41,523 Andy McNab, 31. If I win, I'd like to travel and work with children. 283 00:22:41,574 --> 00:22:44,168 Thank you. Stan. 284 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:47,996 Stan Rigby, Otherwise known as "Doctor Sex". 285 00:22:48,046 --> 00:22:48,950 Oyyy! 286 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,130 Statement: "Chaucer died on October 25th, 1400." 287 00:22:56,732 --> 00:22:59,808 Tony Benati. Swiss-Italian. Ex-Royal Marine. 288 00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:02,936 - Hobbies: Tall women. - Statement? 289 00:23:02,989 --> 00:23:08,151 Statement? "That's another fine mess you've gotten me into!" 290 00:23:08,202 --> 00:23:10,690 - Mark Warner, mate. - Mate! 291 00:23:10,741 --> 00:23:14,833 Kiwi. Australian SAS. Statement: 292 00:23:15,043 --> 00:23:18,990 "I'm five foot six, and that's official!" 293 00:23:19,051 --> 00:23:21,021 And I'm shy! 294 00:23:27,392 --> 00:23:29,130 Dinger. 295 00:23:31,865 --> 00:23:34,418 Ex-para. Chain-smoker. 296 00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:38,412 Statement: "My God, my Country, my Harley Davidson." 297 00:23:38,641 --> 00:23:41,769 - Not necessarily in that order. - You wanker. 298 00:23:42,811 --> 00:23:46,771 Baz Lane. Ex-para like Dinger, only better looking. -Bollocks! 299 00:23:46,982 --> 00:23:49,016 Statement: "I will give up smoking next year." 300 00:23:49,068 --> 00:23:51,740 This year! Shit. 301 00:23:54,037 --> 00:23:59,021 Chris. Statement: "I have an XR4i and the colour is green." 302 00:24:00,229 --> 00:24:04,005 Tony, mail I'll stick it in your kit when you're done. 303 00:24:05,157 --> 00:24:08,828 - You've forgotten Ray. - Brilliant! My poll tax demand. 304 00:24:08,879 --> 00:24:13,833 - Ray! - Ray Davies. From Reader's Digest: 305 00:24:14,093 --> 00:24:19,255 "Congratulations, you've been selected from many in your area 306 00:24:19,306 --> 00:24:23,473 for a free entry into our special prize draw." 307 00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:27,596 That's shit, that is. 308 00:24:27,648 --> 00:24:30,776 - Is that your statement? - Yes. 309 00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:38,023 - You all set? - Yeah. 310 00:24:38,075 --> 00:24:41,151 Since yesterday, more Roland missiles are en route, 311 00:24:41,203 --> 00:24:45,098 so we'll be going down a bit lower, to about 80 feet, to avoid them. 312 00:24:45,149 --> 00:24:48,860 OK. Let's go through those contact drills again, Harry. 313 00:24:48,911 --> 00:24:54,036 All right, then. Contact on landing. We'll break and drop you 40Ks west. 314 00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:57,834 Contact on departure. Get me on the TACBE and I'll come back, 315 00:24:57,886 --> 00:24:59,920 and give you one minute. 316 00:24:59,972 --> 00:25:03,048 And I want plenty of covering fire on the approach, OK? 317 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:04,091 OK. 318 00:25:04,143 --> 00:25:06,524 If the shit hits the fan and we go down... 319 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:09,258 Whatever way you go, we'll go the other. 320 00:25:09,356 --> 00:25:13,739 Nothing personal, it's just that to the Iraqis we're simply aircrew, 321 00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:16,603 whereas you guys are Friday the 13th. 322 00:25:16,655 --> 00:25:20,659 - Harold, we've got our slot. - All right, let's get to work. 323 00:25:42,723 --> 00:25:45,799 - Go well? - Well? 324 00:25:45,851 --> 00:25:47,884 They've stolen half of D Squadron's kit, 325 00:25:47,936 --> 00:25:49,970 and there's a complaint from the Americans, 326 00:25:50,022 --> 00:25:53,098 but for a three day turnaround, it's not bad. 327 00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:57,270 120, 80 feet, 90 knots. 328 00:25:57,321 --> 00:26:00,449 Roger that, 80 feet, 90 knots. 329 00:26:02,534 --> 00:26:06,538 - Re-entrant left, four miles. - Roger that. Re-entrant left. 330 00:26:06,705 --> 00:26:09,781 Building left. Lights have just come on. 331 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:12,909 Roger that. Lights on. 332 00:26:12,961 --> 00:26:15,661 Andy tell your crew we're now over the border. 333 00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:17,337 OK. 334 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:22,227 - We're over the border. - We're over the border! 335 00:26:22,346 --> 00:26:25,422 - Clear lines. - We're over the border. 336 00:26:25,474 --> 00:26:28,550 - Body armour? - Sit on it, mate. 337 00:26:28,602 --> 00:26:32,072 - Protect your bollocks. - You ain't got any, mate. 338 00:26:33,816 --> 00:26:35,849 I went over every detail of the job. 339 00:26:35,901 --> 00:26:38,977 I was worried by the lack of intelligence and kit. 340 00:26:39,029 --> 00:26:42,105 No recent satellite pics, no decent maps. 341 00:26:42,157 --> 00:26:45,233 But these things happen. You get on with what you've got. 342 00:26:45,285 --> 00:26:48,361 At least we were well armed. I was conscious too 343 00:26:48,414 --> 00:26:50,447 about the high proportion of green sweets. 344 00:26:50,499 --> 00:26:55,104 I needed to swap them for red ones at the first opportunity. 345 00:26:59,441 --> 00:27:01,474 (BEEPING SOUND) Lock on! 346 00:27:01,526 --> 00:27:03,559 - Lock on! - Shit! 347 00:27:03,611 --> 00:27:06,740 - Breaking left. - Break left. 348 00:27:08,825 --> 00:27:10,858 Fine. 349 00:27:10,910 --> 00:27:13,315 Chaffing. 350 00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:17,167 70, 60 feet. 351 00:27:21,338 --> 00:27:24,466 - 50 feet. - 50 feet. Roger. 352 00:27:26,251 --> 00:27:30,370 Bollocks to it. If this is going to happen, I don't want to hear it. 353 00:27:30,422 --> 00:27:32,662 - Deploy. - Should be there. 354 00:27:32,712 --> 00:27:34,896 Got it, breaking right. Breaking right. 355 00:27:48,763 --> 00:27:50,796 Was that a Roland? 356 00:27:50,848 --> 00:27:54,385 It's all right for you. We have to come back this way. 357 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:01,646 Two minutes to landing. 358 00:28:02,656 --> 00:28:05,785 Two minutes! Two minutes! 359 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:16,050 Ready!? 360 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,948 12 feet, 10 feet! 361 00:28:21,675 --> 00:28:23,652 Eight feet! 362 00:28:25,813 --> 00:28:27,745 Six feet! 363 00:28:28,615 --> 00:28:30,043 Four feet! 364 00:28:34,011 --> 00:28:36,261 That's it. Go, go, go! 365 00:28:39,356 --> 00:28:42,484 Four gone, five gone, six gone. 366 00:28:45,448 --> 00:28:47,448 30's going! 367 00:28:48,703 --> 00:28:51,328 Approximately 15 seconds. 368 00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:00,824 Seven gone. 369 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:04,003 Andy doing final sweep. 370 00:29:07,153 --> 00:29:10,281 Eight gone. All clear. Let's go, go, go! 371 00:29:28,694 --> 00:29:30,527 (EXPLOSIONS IN THE BACKGROUND) 372 00:29:36,064 --> 00:29:39,192 What the hell is that doing here? 373 00:29:40,234 --> 00:29:42,144 (DOGS BARKING) 374 00:29:46,933 --> 00:29:48,929 Where are the dogs? 375 00:29:50,061 --> 00:29:53,710 There's a plantation over there, about half a K. 376 00:29:55,603 --> 00:29:58,731 - It wasn't on the map. - No. 377 00:30:00,863 --> 00:30:03,038 What the f...? 378 00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:06,929 Scud. 379 00:30:09,622 --> 00:30:12,698 Get a fix on those positions. Chris! 380 00:30:13,001 --> 00:30:15,186 Get the rest of them in. 381 00:30:51,982 --> 00:30:56,101 It was over a two - hour hike to the MSR, the main supply route. 382 00:30:56,152 --> 00:30:58,576 The danger of finding a hide - out in pitch black 383 00:30:58,627 --> 00:31:03,699 is that at first light you could find yourself in a housing estate. 384 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:25,158 The MSR wasn't a road like the M1, but a white strip of sun baked sand. 385 00:31:29,081 --> 00:31:31,186 I saw the junction boxes straight away. 386 00:31:31,604 --> 00:31:34,420 That gave us the land line. 387 00:31:44,425 --> 00:31:46,373 But we had a problem. 388 00:31:52,223 --> 00:31:55,935 Give us a hand, mate. It's going to be a squirty one. 389 00:32:03,928 --> 00:32:07,131 There's a battery of S60s right on our doorstep. 390 00:32:07,302 --> 00:32:09,946 - We're gonna have to move. - Now? 391 00:32:10,618 --> 00:32:15,305 No, we'll wait till dark. Good news is I've located a land line. 392 00:32:15,356 --> 00:32:16,399 (LOUD FART) 393 00:32:21,681 --> 00:32:24,293 - Any joy, Baz? - No. 394 00:32:25,165 --> 00:32:29,117 No problem. Lost comms plan comes into effect as of noon. 395 00:32:29,168 --> 00:32:32,296 The heli will meet us tonight with a new one. 396 00:32:42,114 --> 00:32:45,190 Do we have to hump all this stuff back to the Rv? 397 00:32:45,241 --> 00:32:48,370 No, we'll go. Ray and his lot can stay here. 398 00:32:49,507 --> 00:32:52,470 Did you say you've seen a land line? 399 00:32:52,635 --> 00:32:55,764 Yeah. Stan, you can take the next stag. 400 00:32:56,157 --> 00:32:58,841 Hello AWACS this is Bravo Two Zero... 401 00:32:58,892 --> 00:33:02,020 We are a ground call sign, over. 402 00:33:04,229 --> 00:33:07,357 From now on, we each carry our own shit.(!) 403 00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:11,052 Sounds like a thought for today. 404 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,998 This is Bravo Two Zero. We are a ground call sign, over. 405 00:33:14,049 --> 00:33:18,119 So why don't we cut it as soon as it gets dark and then piss off? 406 00:33:18,402 --> 00:33:23,193 Without a radio we're in the shit mate. This is going to take a few days. 407 00:33:24,659 --> 00:33:28,530 Let's Rv with the heli, get a new one. Then we'll crack on. 408 00:33:43,428 --> 00:33:47,537 This is Bravo Two Zero. We are a ground call sign, over. 409 00:34:36,001 --> 00:34:40,111 This is Bravo Two Zero. We are a ground call sign, over. 410 00:34:40,162 --> 00:34:41,818 No luck? 411 00:34:42,863 --> 00:34:46,466 I'm sending OK, but I don't know if they're getting it. 412 00:34:47,701 --> 00:34:49,734 We might have a bum frequency. 413 00:34:50,647 --> 00:34:52,772 Meaning what? 414 00:34:53,818 --> 00:34:56,466 Well if they give us a new radio tonight, 415 00:34:56,518 --> 00:34:58,412 it still wouldn't work. 416 00:35:01,001 --> 00:35:02,593 It's noon. 417 00:35:03,817 --> 00:35:07,087 Lost comms plan comes into effect now at the base. 418 00:35:09,030 --> 00:35:12,106 So do we go for the Rv tonight or what? 419 00:35:12,158 --> 00:35:15,234 We go for the Rv. 420 00:35:15,457 --> 00:35:17,342 Mm. 421 00:35:37,388 --> 00:35:40,516 (BELLS TINKLING) 422 00:36:42,874 --> 00:36:44,907 Hello, governor. 423 00:36:44,959 --> 00:36:49,286 It had to be Ray. If it had been anyone else, Tony or Stan, 424 00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:51,583 they might have talked the kid down. 425 00:36:51,634 --> 00:36:56,377 His own kids might love him, but he'd never get a job playing Santa Claus. 426 00:36:56,429 --> 00:37:00,233 Lovely piece of choccie, yeah. Look at that, look at that. 427 00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:02,602 From the old country. Here you are, here. 428 00:37:02,685 --> 00:37:04,931 Come on. Shit! 429 00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:14,846 Why didn't we shoot him? 430 00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:19,017 One, that's a definite compromise. Two, if their boys get hold of us, 431 00:37:19,069 --> 00:37:24,608 we're not going to last five minutes. Three, we're not into that, anyway. 432 00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:33,211 - What's going on? - He's legging it to the MSR. 433 00:37:33,262 --> 00:37:35,728 There's a truck full of jundies bang in the middle. 434 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,292 OK Baz, get on the guard net, tell them in plain speech. 435 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:39,381 We have a compromise. 436 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:42,257 We're going to head for the Rv. Stan, get back on stag mate. 437 00:37:42,308 --> 00:37:46,045 Hello, Zero. This is Bravo Two Zero. Radio check, over. 438 00:37:46,479 --> 00:37:49,816 Hello, Zero. Hello, Zero. This is Bravo Two Zero. 439 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:51,789 Radio check, over. 440 00:37:52,735 --> 00:37:54,367 Hey, Dinger? 441 00:37:56,394 --> 00:37:59,983 - Is there an apostrophe in "we're"? - As in what? 442 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,955 - As in "we're in the shit". - Oh, yes. 443 00:38:04,205 --> 00:38:07,281 Hello, Zero. Hello, Zero. This is Bravo Two Zero. 444 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:10,461 Radio check, over. 445 00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:31,236 Listen in! We're going to follow the dead ground south to the Rv. 446 00:38:31,752 --> 00:38:33,017 If we make good distance now, 447 00:38:33,067 --> 00:38:34,794 we'll have the cover of darkness for the rest. 448 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:36,878 Leave all the shit here. Just take your bergens. 449 00:38:36,929 --> 00:38:38,783 - Suppose a quick brew is out of the question? 450 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:40,007 - Signals kit? 451 00:38:40,057 --> 00:38:42,971 Top of my Bergen. Code's in my map pocket. 452 00:38:43,022 --> 00:38:45,056 - Medic kit? - Top of my Bergen. 453 00:38:45,107 --> 00:38:48,183 - OK. Who's got the shiny thing? - I've got it. 454 00:38:48,656 --> 00:38:51,318 (Sound of Vehicles) Bollocks, what's that? 455 00:38:52,351 --> 00:38:57,271 - Armour. - Stand to! Come on! Stand to! 456 00:38:57,783 --> 00:39:00,505 - Coming in. - Man coming in! 457 00:39:02,219 --> 00:39:05,068 It's a bulldozer. I think he's lost mate. 458 00:39:05,118 --> 00:39:06,267 Lost? 459 00:39:06,318 --> 00:39:08,440 Lost? A sodding bulldozer lost? 460 00:39:08,491 --> 00:39:11,620 - Which way is he headed? - Over there, mate. 461 00:39:13,189 --> 00:39:16,265 OK, we wait it out till he's gone. 462 00:39:16,612 --> 00:39:17,940 Fucking hell! 463 00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:43,410 Well let's get on with it. 464 00:39:43,463 --> 00:39:47,543 - Go west, young man, go west. - Let's make like rag-heads. 465 00:39:49,035 --> 00:39:51,417 (BOY SHOUTING AT MEN) 466 00:40:03,121 --> 00:40:05,418 (MEN LAUGH AT BOY) 467 00:40:14,668 --> 00:40:18,014 - Well? - The soldiers just told him to piss off. 468 00:40:19,637 --> 00:40:21,226 He's now heading for the guns. 469 00:40:21,277 --> 00:40:24,076 We should have a union, these hours are scandalous(!) 470 00:40:24,128 --> 00:40:27,256 Yeah. The food's shit, too. 471 00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:33,062 We had to make the RV with the heli. 472 00:40:33,113 --> 00:40:35,203 At least if we had a contact on the plains, 473 00:40:35,254 --> 00:40:37,569 we wouldn't be sitting targets. 474 00:41:48,399 --> 00:41:51,527 (BOY SHOUTING) 475 00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:57,273 (DIALOGUE IN ARABIC) 476 00:42:17,497 --> 00:42:20,625 (MAN SHOUTING IN ARABIC) 477 00:42:36,896 --> 00:42:40,024 (RUMBLING NOISE) 478 00:42:50,723 --> 00:42:53,852 - Stand to! Stand to! - Stand to! 479 00:43:10,503 --> 00:43:14,113 Of course you're afraid. Anyone who says they're not 480 00:43:14,164 --> 00:43:16,197 is either lying or needs to see a shrink. 481 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:19,161 You want to make a big hole to hide in. 482 00:43:19,494 --> 00:43:22,754 You'd get your spoon out and dig if it would help. 483 00:43:22,947 --> 00:43:26,023 Then the training takes over. You psyche yourself up, 484 00:43:26,074 --> 00:43:28,378 check all your pouches are closed, your pockets done-up, 485 00:43:28,429 --> 00:43:30,307 and your magazines are on tight. 486 00:43:30,359 --> 00:43:32,320 Come on, come on. 487 00:43:35,073 --> 00:43:38,149 What's happening? What's happening behind me, Tony? 488 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,801 I need to know! Talk to me, mate! 489 00:43:39,852 --> 00:43:43,922 I can't see jack shit, but I can hear them to your half-right! 490 00:43:44,874 --> 00:43:46,991 - We've got to go! - Ready! 491 00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:49,076 - Ready! - Ready! 492 00:43:49,128 --> 00:43:51,811 Ready! Ray, you ready? 493 00:43:56,427 --> 00:43:58,267 Shit! 494 00:44:05,283 --> 00:44:06,274 We're going to go for it. Stand your ground! 495 00:44:06,326 --> 00:44:09,454 - Stand your ground! - Stand your ground! 496 00:45:07,981 --> 00:45:09,518 Stoppage! 497 00:45:35,503 --> 00:45:37,536 - Chris, stand by! - Aye! 498 00:45:37,589 --> 00:45:39,756 You've got to move forward, and take the fight to them. 499 00:45:39,807 --> 00:45:41,707 It's the last thing they're expecting. 500 00:45:41,759 --> 00:45:44,651 You're dead anyway, so anything you do is a bonus. 501 00:45:52,503 --> 00:45:54,338 Coming through! 502 00:45:59,133 --> 00:46:01,088 - Coming through! - Coming through! 503 00:46:01,138 --> 00:46:02,401 Stoppage! 504 00:46:14,996 --> 00:46:18,125 Coming through! 505 00:46:19,355 --> 00:46:21,802 Stoppage! Bastards! 506 00:46:56,955 --> 00:47:00,083 - Coming through! - Coming through! 507 00:47:08,597 --> 00:47:11,725 - Gunner! - Coming through! 508 00:47:12,517 --> 00:47:15,645 Coming through! 509 00:47:17,079 --> 00:47:18,967 Shit! 510 00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:29,133 Here, here. 511 00:47:34,966 --> 00:47:38,094 Coming through! Coming through! Coming through! 512 00:47:41,457 --> 00:47:43,334 Down! 513 00:47:48,978 --> 00:47:50,428 Left! 514 00:47:57,341 --> 00:47:59,250 Aargh! 515 00:48:34,777 --> 00:48:36,938 Oh, God! 516 00:48:43,245 --> 00:48:45,604 Fucking outrageous! 517 00:48:52,181 --> 00:48:53,400 Now what? 518 00:48:55,708 --> 00:48:59,134 Right! We're going to pick up our bergens. 519 00:48:59,479 --> 00:49:03,478 We're going to head west. We've got an hour till last light. 520 00:49:04,393 --> 00:49:07,469 We wait till it gets dark and sort our shit out. 521 00:49:07,931 --> 00:49:10,597 - Pass it on. - Back to the bergens. 522 00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:14,025 - Across the MSR? - Across the MSR. 523 00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:17,153 Once it gets dark, we double back. 524 00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:19,229 Back to the bergens! 525 00:49:23,182 --> 00:49:26,276 For the next hour, we fought a running battle with the jundies 526 00:49:26,327 --> 00:49:29,057 as they pursued us across the plain. 527 00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:47,651 Good here, ain't it(!) 528 00:49:50,682 --> 00:49:52,605 Argh! 529 00:49:53,031 --> 00:49:56,479 - Man down! Man down! - Man down! Man down! 530 00:49:57,593 --> 00:50:00,385 You all right, mate? Yeah? Come on. 531 00:50:00,436 --> 00:50:02,948 Let's go. Let's go! 532 00:50:21,526 --> 00:50:22,794 Shit! 533 00:50:26,521 --> 00:50:30,124 - Present off the wife. - Where's the bloody medic kit? 534 00:50:36,478 --> 00:50:38,157 The bergens were binned. 535 00:50:38,209 --> 00:50:40,791 We couldn't move quickly enough with them. 536 00:50:40,842 --> 00:50:44,960 Our belt kits carried what we couldn't do without - water and ammo. 537 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:47,242 We could hear contacts in the distance. 538 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:50,422 Whoever they were firing at, it wasn't us. 539 00:51:39,829 --> 00:51:41,862 On me! On me! 540 00:51:41,915 --> 00:51:45,043 To your right, to your right! On me! 541 00:51:47,128 --> 00:51:49,182 Five, six. 542 00:51:52,107 --> 00:51:53,620 Seven. 543 00:51:57,263 --> 00:51:59,263 Did anybody see Stan go down? 544 00:52:00,454 --> 00:52:01,885 No mate. 545 00:52:04,966 --> 00:52:07,276 OK three minutes, then we go back for him. 546 00:52:11,361 --> 00:52:13,071 Go right! Go right! 547 00:52:16,368 --> 00:52:18,608 - You OK? - Christ! 548 00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:23,165 I'm dehydrating. I'm still wearing my thermals. 549 00:52:26,517 --> 00:52:28,924 - Mark, give us a fix, mate. - OK, mate. 550 00:52:28,975 --> 00:52:30,158 Tony. 551 00:52:33,283 --> 00:52:38,721 - Shit, it's a green one. - Give it here. I'll have it. 552 00:52:39,941 --> 00:52:43,017 You're a doctor. Aren't you going to ask me? 553 00:52:43,068 --> 00:52:46,456 - What? - How my herpes is getting on. 554 00:52:52,908 --> 00:52:54,803 Baz. You've got the radio, mate? 555 00:52:56,398 --> 00:53:00,268 No, it was shot to shit. We've still got the TACBE, though. 556 00:53:00,569 --> 00:53:04,277 - Yes! - Let's call in the AWACS 557 00:53:04,740 --> 00:53:07,155 and get shot of this nonsense. 558 00:53:07,206 --> 00:53:13,030 - Chris, you got the medic kit? - No, but I saved my flask. 559 00:53:13,081 --> 00:53:17,819 Oh, great(!) One of us takes a round, we'll be glad to have a quick nib. 560 00:53:18,513 --> 00:53:21,641 - You OK? - Yeah, my leg's buggered. 561 00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:25,542 I must've hurt it on a hill. It's not broken. 562 00:53:25,796 --> 00:53:27,584 You want me to have a look at it mate? 563 00:53:27,634 --> 00:53:30,467 No, if I keep moving it'll be OK. 564 00:53:31,850 --> 00:53:33,967 Take a look at it, Stan. 565 00:53:36,021 --> 00:53:37,780 Shit. 566 00:53:39,148 --> 00:53:41,796 - No. - Shit. 567 00:53:42,777 --> 00:53:44,810 - Baz, get on the TACBE. - Yeah. 568 00:53:44,863 --> 00:53:47,656 Yeah, let's get in some air support. 569 00:53:49,676 --> 00:53:52,752 Hello, AWACS. This is Bravo Two Zero. 570 00:53:52,804 --> 00:53:55,299 We are a ground call sign, over. 571 00:53:55,350 --> 00:53:58,018 - No link. - Yeah. 572 00:53:59,759 --> 00:54:02,544 Hello, AWACS. This is Bravo Two Zero. 573 00:54:02,595 --> 00:54:05,723 We are a ground call sign, over. 574 00:54:07,402 --> 00:54:10,805 Christ, is it my imagination or is it getting cold? 575 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:15,316 Hello, AWACS. This is Bravo Two Zero. 576 00:54:15,587 --> 00:54:19,430 We are a ground call sign. I have a fix for you, over. 577 00:54:21,471 --> 00:54:23,587 Oh, shit! 578 00:54:31,243 --> 00:54:34,647 Hello, any call sign. This is Bravo Two Zero. 579 00:54:35,091 --> 00:54:38,784 We are a ground call sign and need assistance, over. 580 00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:46,660 OK. Options. 581 00:54:47,634 --> 00:54:51,286 We either go for the heli Rv or we head for Syria. 582 00:54:53,281 --> 00:54:58,868 - How far is the border? - At line of sight, about 170Ks mate. 583 00:54:59,803 --> 00:55:03,849 - It's a hell of a long tab. - Don't worry about it, mate. 584 00:55:03,908 --> 00:55:06,984 On the other hand, between us and the heli 585 00:55:07,036 --> 00:55:09,070 there's a lot of pissed-off people. 586 00:55:09,262 --> 00:55:12,665 Even if we make the heli Rv, doesn't mean Harry will 587 00:55:13,293 --> 00:55:16,963 If there's one set of guns, there'll be more. Many more. 588 00:55:17,464 --> 00:55:20,540 - So it's the border. - Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. 589 00:55:20,592 --> 00:55:23,720 - Yeah. - Are you up to it? 590 00:55:25,571 --> 00:55:28,882 OK. Chris, you go lead scout. 591 00:55:28,933 --> 00:55:33,628 Then Stan and Ray. I'll back them. Then the rest of you. 592 00:55:34,990 --> 00:55:36,706 OK, let's go! 593 00:55:38,696 --> 00:55:41,824 - Here, stick that on your head. - Cheers. 594 00:55:58,972 --> 00:56:03,091 We'd left the contact well behind and were looking good. 595 00:56:03,143 --> 00:56:06,765 Then the weather changed. "Spring day in the UK"; my arse. 596 00:56:06,816 --> 00:56:11,220 It was the worst this region had experienced in 30 years. 597 00:56:23,407 --> 00:56:27,273 Aircraft. We're going to stop and try the TACBE. 598 00:56:33,104 --> 00:56:36,974 We're going to try the TACBE. We're going to try the TACBE. 599 00:56:42,766 --> 00:56:45,352 Get me a fix, Mark. 600 00:56:53,193 --> 00:56:57,809 Hello, any call sign. This is Bravo Two Zero. 601 00:56:57,921 --> 00:57:02,528 We're a ground call sign, and we're in the shit, over. 602 00:57:06,748 --> 00:57:10,587 Hello, any call sign. This is Bravo Two Zero. 603 00:57:10,919 --> 00:57:15,024 We're a ground call sign and we're in the shit, over. 604 00:57:15,090 --> 00:57:18,226 (RADIO): Say again, Bravo Two Zero. You're weak. 605 00:57:18,947 --> 00:57:23,477 Turn back north, turn back north, over. 606 00:57:28,645 --> 00:57:33,837 Hello, any call sign. This is Bravo Two Zero, over. 607 00:57:35,724 --> 00:57:37,619 No joy! 608 00:57:47,867 --> 00:57:51,634 - Where's Ray? - And Stan and Chris? 609 00:57:55,119 --> 00:57:57,493 Where are they? 610 00:57:59,926 --> 00:58:03,054 I told them to stop. 611 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:12,198 We tabbed all night but never found Ray or the others. 612 00:58:12,439 --> 00:58:14,472 I knew he was in a shit state. 613 00:58:14,524 --> 00:58:17,057 and I should have checked that he passed the message on. 614 00:58:17,108 --> 00:58:18,566 I should have checked. 615 00:58:28,079 --> 00:58:31,910 That night we did 85K. That's two marathons. 616 00:58:32,650 --> 00:58:35,726 The only cover we could find stood out like a dog's bollocks. 617 00:58:35,778 --> 00:58:38,988 This meant we'd leave sign the moment we moved off, 618 00:58:39,260 --> 00:58:44,066 but this was the least of our worries. Mark was down with hypothermia. 619 00:58:44,163 --> 00:58:47,291 Yeah, hypothermia in the desert. 620 00:58:48,785 --> 00:58:53,705 Listen, mate. You're not as cold as your body wants you to think. 621 00:58:54,812 --> 00:58:57,940 - I'm not? - No. 622 00:58:59,460 --> 00:59:01,830 And what's more... 623 00:59:02,589 --> 00:59:06,059 ...you're showing none of the symptoms of hypothermia. 624 00:59:08,845 --> 00:59:11,205 That's good, mate. 625 00:59:13,016 --> 00:59:18,392 Tell me, am I hallucinating or is this snow? 626 00:59:24,141 --> 00:59:27,353 Bollocks to it. I'm going to make a brew. 627 00:59:27,404 --> 00:59:30,480 Not only are we freezing to death, 628 00:59:30,531 --> 00:59:35,402 you've now decided to put a sign out saying: Here we are, come get us. 629 00:59:36,998 --> 00:59:40,126 What is it? Coffee or hot chocolate? 630 00:59:43,254 --> 00:59:46,382 (IN ARABIC) 631 01:00:09,322 --> 01:00:12,450 (IN ARABIC) 632 01:00:31,015 --> 01:00:34,091 OK, mate. Drink up. 633 01:00:34,142 --> 01:00:38,261 You made it through last night. You ain't going to fall down on me now. 634 01:00:38,312 --> 01:00:41,388 Are you still thinking about Ray and his crew? 635 01:00:41,646 --> 01:00:43,679 - Yeah. - Well don't. 636 01:00:43,731 --> 01:00:47,068 They're big and ugly enough to sort themselves out. 637 01:00:53,845 --> 01:00:55,879 Oh, shit! 638 01:00:55,994 --> 01:01:00,492 Another bleeding shepherd! And he's pinged us. 639 01:01:01,144 --> 01:01:03,367 Looks like he's desperate for company. 640 01:01:03,543 --> 01:01:06,352 - I don't believe it! - Where do they all come from? 641 01:01:06,403 --> 01:01:09,602 - Tony, you better go talk to him. - My Arabic is shit. 642 01:01:09,653 --> 01:01:13,518 Well you've got about three 'n 1/2 minutes to become really fluent. 643 01:01:26,709 --> 01:01:29,837 (IN ARABIC) 644 01:01:30,366 --> 01:01:32,588 - English? - Yeah. Tony. 645 01:01:32,639 --> 01:01:34,672 Is me, is me, is me Mohammed. 646 01:01:34,724 --> 01:01:36,473 What's he saying, mate? 647 01:01:36,524 --> 01:01:39,600 (IN ARABIC) 648 01:01:39,938 --> 01:01:41,801 Where is the market? 649 01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:47,966 He's asking the way to Sainsbury's? 650 01:01:57,976 --> 01:02:00,051 Oh, fucking outrageous! 651 01:02:02,877 --> 01:02:07,615 Still 70Ks to the border and we needed to make it by first light, 652 01:02:08,091 --> 01:02:12,209 because if the Iraqis didn't kill us, the weather was going to. 653 01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:15,390 Make sure it's got a heater and a radio. 654 01:02:16,432 --> 01:02:19,508 - Anything else? - Yeah. Power steering, 655 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:26,062 electric windows, ABS, CD player, mobile phone. 656 01:02:26,113 --> 01:02:27,929 Shut up, will you? 657 01:02:39,372 --> 01:02:41,509 I don't believe this! 658 01:02:44,585 --> 01:02:46,619 - Get out! - Please! 659 01:02:46,670 --> 01:02:48,703 We've been looking at the things all day. 660 01:02:48,756 --> 01:02:51,884 - Get out! - Don't shoot! Please! Don't shoot! 661 01:02:53,547 --> 01:02:55,421 Please! Please! 662 01:02:57,098 --> 01:02:59,460 Please! No shoot, no kill! 663 01:02:59,866 --> 01:03:02,366 Please! Please, no shoot! 664 01:03:08,568 --> 01:03:11,696 - Shut up! - Move! 665 01:03:12,739 --> 01:03:16,858 Please don't hurt my father. We're Christian. You see? 666 01:03:16,909 --> 01:03:18,745 See? 667 01:03:18,796 --> 01:03:20,948 Him Muslim! 668 01:03:21,623 --> 01:03:23,623 (Prays to Allah) 669 01:03:24,207 --> 01:03:25,862 Fuck off, mate! 670 01:03:25,913 --> 01:03:27,270 Chain-smoker : Cigarettes! 671 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,566 Cigarettes! Here, I give you cigarettes! 672 01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:32,913 Here! 673 01:03:38,806 --> 01:03:40,840 What's his fucking problem? 674 01:03:40,892 --> 01:03:44,491 You are stealing his taxi. It's his living. 675 01:03:44,541 --> 01:03:46,541 I've had enough of this! 676 01:03:47,148 --> 01:03:51,268 Move! Get down in that bloody ditch! Move! Move! 677 01:03:51,771 --> 01:03:54,899 - Please don't shoot OK! OK! - Down, down, down! 678 01:04:06,959 --> 01:04:10,035 It's going to be a tight fit, ain't it? 679 01:04:10,088 --> 01:04:13,018 - What did you do with them? - They'll live. 680 01:04:13,069 --> 01:04:16,197 Pissed-off, but they'll live. 681 01:04:16,870 --> 01:04:19,946 - Anybody know how to put these in forward? - No. 682 01:04:20,515 --> 01:04:23,112 No, down. 683 01:04:24,403 --> 01:04:26,065 No, up. 684 01:04:33,757 --> 01:04:36,504 Baz, give me some direction when we come to the junctions mate. 685 01:04:36,555 --> 01:04:39,631 - Point me west. - How many Ks to the border? 686 01:04:39,683 --> 01:04:43,280 - About 35, mate. - We'll drive as far as we can. 687 01:04:43,854 --> 01:04:45,887 We'll dump it and cross on foot. 688 01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:49,016 You see? Why didn't you lift something like that mate? 689 01:04:49,068 --> 01:04:53,178 Mark, shut up. You were dying of hypothermia an hour ago. 690 01:04:56,132 --> 01:04:58,003 Bollocks, mate! 691 01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:02,623 (TRADITIONAL ARABIC MUSIC) 692 01:05:05,751 --> 01:05:10,664 ♪ My husband has breath like a dog 693 01:05:13,405 --> 01:05:18,562 ♪ His penis is small and covered with blackheads 694 01:05:22,074 --> 01:05:25,650 ♪ Nowadays I sleep with the goats 695 01:05:26,605 --> 01:05:29,303 ♪ They have much bigger penises 696 01:05:29,354 --> 01:05:32,482 ♪ And are twice as intelligent... 697 01:05:41,062 --> 01:05:43,366 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!! 698 01:05:58,217 --> 01:05:59,921 Anybody get that sign? 699 01:05:59,972 --> 01:06:03,611 "Baghdad welcomes careful drivers." 700 01:06:04,626 --> 01:06:05,907 But... 701 01:06:13,127 --> 01:06:15,864 Did you know that Saddam Hussein is an anagram 702 01:06:15,915 --> 01:06:19,043 of He's a sad nudist? 703 01:06:19,992 --> 01:06:23,462 - Where did the "m" go? - I swapped it for a "t ." 704 01:06:23,554 --> 01:06:26,630 - You can't do that. - Well I just did. 705 01:06:26,682 --> 01:06:28,726 That's not right. 706 01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:06,085 What's the score? 707 01:07:09,183 --> 01:07:12,311 Looks like some sort of checkpoint. 708 01:07:19,860 --> 01:07:23,665 - How far to the border, Mark? - Still waiting, mate. 709 01:07:25,746 --> 01:07:28,195 Well do we stay or do we go? 710 01:07:41,492 --> 01:07:44,833 We're going to go for that ridge on the left. OK? 711 01:07:44,885 --> 01:07:49,207 It's about 11K, mate. 11K to the border. 712 01:07:53,929 --> 01:07:57,399 - As soon as he pings us. - We'll take the other two. 713 01:08:15,701 --> 01:08:18,083 Stand by. 714 01:08:20,338 --> 01:08:22,371 Stand by. 715 01:08:22,422 --> 01:08:24,355 Go, go, go! 716 01:08:28,679 --> 01:08:30,887 Go! Come on! 717 01:08:46,405 --> 01:08:48,438 OK, Mark! 718 01:08:48,491 --> 01:08:51,619 Coming through! 719 01:09:21,415 --> 01:09:23,448 On me, on me, on me! 720 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:29,262 One, two, three. Come on, come on! 721 01:09:29,313 --> 01:09:31,509 Four! Go! 722 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:51,696 - Is that the border? - That's it, mate. 723 01:09:58,552 --> 01:10:00,509 Let's do it. 724 01:11:25,503 --> 01:11:27,478 Sentries. 725 01:11:36,567 --> 01:11:39,963 Heavy machine guns. Trucks. 726 01:11:41,065 --> 01:11:44,586 Military vehicles. They got a whole fucking army there. 727 01:11:52,569 --> 01:11:53,913 Shit! 728 01:12:21,403 --> 01:12:23,350 Go, go, go! 729 01:13:24,216 --> 01:13:25,366 Shit! 730 01:13:28,136 --> 01:13:30,756 Come on, Ding, we can make it. 731 01:13:31,546 --> 01:13:33,772 Bollocks to this! 732 01:13:44,976 --> 01:13:47,194 I'm freezing! 733 01:13:50,127 --> 01:13:51,554 The last one. 734 01:13:57,456 --> 01:13:59,630 Ain't got none left, have you, mate? 735 01:14:07,759 --> 01:14:09,256 Ta. 736 01:14:16,101 --> 01:14:17,475 Ready? 737 01:14:19,229 --> 01:14:20,220 Let's go. 738 01:14:20,272 --> 01:14:22,305 It took Mark and me most of the night 739 01:14:22,357 --> 01:14:25,100 to work our way through the Iraqi positions. 740 01:14:25,151 --> 01:14:27,690 In all the confusion we lost Tony, Baz and Dinger. 741 01:14:27,741 --> 01:14:31,690 There was no time to think about that. We were low on ammo. 742 01:14:31,742 --> 01:14:34,522 Soon the only weapon left would be the darkness, 743 01:14:34,573 --> 01:14:37,241 and that was fading fast. 744 01:15:33,807 --> 01:15:35,229 Let's go! 745 01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:55,052 Mark!? 746 01:16:00,372 --> 01:16:01,860 Mark! 747 01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:06,642 Mark... 748 01:16:35,824 --> 01:16:38,142 Only 2Ks to go. 749 01:17:14,841 --> 01:17:17,792 (Truck Drives Over Bridge) 750 01:17:37,644 --> 01:17:41,589 Four hours till last light, and I could try again. 751 01:18:03,711 --> 01:18:05,948 (Truck Drives Over Bridge) 752 01:18:18,516 --> 01:18:21,644 (SOLDIERS GET OUT OF TRUCKS) 753 01:18:23,523 --> 01:18:26,651 (SHOUTS IN ARABIC) 754 01:19:03,146 --> 01:19:06,274 - Tel Aviv! - Tel Aviv! 755 01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:15,481 (IN ARABIC) 756 01:19:22,657 --> 01:19:25,733 - Your name? - McNab. 757 01:19:25,785 --> 01:19:28,861 - Rank? - Sergeant. 758 01:19:28,914 --> 01:19:32,042 Your unit? 759 01:19:37,985 --> 01:19:41,113 Your unit? 760 01:19:42,469 --> 01:19:45,545 I cannot answer that question. 761 01:19:45,597 --> 01:19:49,402 - You are an Israeli? - No, I'm British. 762 01:19:50,710 --> 01:19:53,786 - I'm just a British soldier. - You are an Israeli! 763 01:19:53,839 --> 01:19:56,915 Do you take me for a fool? 764 01:19:56,967 --> 01:20:00,095 Can you tell me what you are doing here? 765 01:20:12,221 --> 01:20:14,184 I'm a British soldier. 766 01:20:17,118 --> 01:20:19,262 Just a British soldier. 767 01:20:23,034 --> 01:20:25,068 You are an Israeli! 768 01:20:25,556 --> 01:20:27,449 Pig! 769 01:20:30,333 --> 01:20:32,887 (IN ARABIC) 770 01:20:53,601 --> 01:20:56,729 Once again, what is your name? 771 01:20:58,048 --> 01:21:00,082 McNab. 772 01:21:01,072 --> 01:21:04,200 - Your rank? - Sergeant. 773 01:21:07,390 --> 01:21:09,324 And your unit? 774 01:21:10,686 --> 01:21:15,449 Under the Geneva Convention, I'm afraid I can't answer that question. 775 01:21:19,934 --> 01:21:21,684 Fool! 776 01:21:25,299 --> 01:21:27,543 We are not in Geneva. 777 01:22:06,528 --> 01:22:10,246 - What is that? - It's gold. 778 01:22:16,690 --> 01:22:18,106 Take it off. 779 01:22:18,897 --> 01:22:20,356 Show me. 780 01:22:22,293 --> 01:22:26,398 - You like my English? - Yeah, it's very good. 781 01:22:26,449 --> 01:22:30,432 Of course it is. Do you think I'm stupid? 782 01:22:31,116 --> 01:22:34,244 You think we're all stupid. 783 01:22:40,238 --> 01:22:41,729 Please. 784 01:22:44,003 --> 01:22:48,197 I want you to tell me what Israel is doing here. 785 01:22:48,732 --> 01:22:51,860 - Now. - I'm sorry. I can't answer that... 786 01:23:25,508 --> 01:23:27,791 Fucking outrageous. 787 01:23:35,557 --> 01:23:37,970 These coins are what? 788 01:23:38,536 --> 01:23:41,664 Gold. Gold sovereigns. 789 01:23:42,781 --> 01:23:44,876 Why do you carry such wealth? 790 01:23:46,363 --> 01:23:50,439 In case we need food. It's bad to steal 791 01:23:50,533 --> 01:23:52,048 Quite so. 792 01:24:13,213 --> 01:24:16,273 His boots were handmade, probably in London. 793 01:24:16,324 --> 01:24:18,023 This boy had to be a Rupert. 794 01:24:18,439 --> 01:24:21,663 - Your name is? - McNab. 795 01:24:21,815 --> 01:24:24,891 - Rank? - Sergeant. 796 01:24:24,943 --> 01:24:28,913 - What do your friends call you? - Andy. 797 01:24:29,114 --> 01:24:30,382 Andy. 798 01:24:31,599 --> 01:24:33,632 Perhaps you can help me. 799 01:24:33,684 --> 01:24:37,622 Of course, we have captured the other members of your group. 800 01:24:37,655 --> 01:24:39,688 What I need to know now, Andy... 801 01:24:40,444 --> 01:24:44,616 Are you the same group that was discovered three days ago? 802 01:24:47,675 --> 01:24:52,179 - I'm trying to help you, Andy. - I don't understand. 803 01:24:52,253 --> 01:24:56,648 I'm trying to help, but you're confusing me. 804 01:24:57,716 --> 01:25:00,132 I don't know jack shit. 805 01:25:01,919 --> 01:25:04,022 Have you eaten recently? 806 01:25:05,234 --> 01:25:07,256 No. 807 01:25:07,471 --> 01:25:12,554 So, Andy. What was your unit doing in this part of the world? 808 01:25:14,150 --> 01:25:18,179 Israeli, British... doesn't matter much to me. 809 01:25:18,321 --> 01:25:20,354 For now. 810 01:25:20,406 --> 01:25:25,569 However, both countries would not send men who know jack shit 811 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,679 into their enemy's territory. 812 01:25:28,982 --> 01:25:32,110 You are special forces, Andy. 813 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:35,776 I understand that you are still doing your duty, 814 01:25:35,827 --> 01:25:39,741 and you must understand that I have to do mine. 815 01:25:41,666 --> 01:25:45,319 So, what was your task, Andy? 816 01:25:46,270 --> 01:25:49,663 Please, don't insult me. 817 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,075 I don't even... I don't even know where I am. 818 01:25:54,126 --> 01:25:58,189 The officers just order us about, they don't tell us anything. 819 01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:03,045 I hate the army. They didn't tell me I would have to do things like this. 820 01:26:03,157 --> 01:26:06,285 I mean, I don't even know why we're at war. 821 01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:15,618 Do you know who the White Socks are, Andy? 822 01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:17,241 No. 823 01:26:21,582 --> 01:26:24,658 They are our secret police, 824 01:26:25,397 --> 01:26:29,131 and their methods are far more brutal than ours. 825 01:26:29,906 --> 01:26:33,553 So, I will ask you again: 826 01:26:34,704 --> 01:26:38,641 What is your unit, and what were you doing in northern Iraq? 827 01:26:39,042 --> 01:26:43,580 If you answer me truthfully, I will see what I can do to protect you. 828 01:26:48,602 --> 01:26:50,975 There is nothing more I can do to help you. 829 01:26:51,852 --> 01:26:56,257 (Orders in Arabic) 830 01:26:58,421 --> 01:27:01,549 Whoever your God is, you'll need him now. 831 01:27:32,830 --> 01:27:36,188 - This is fucking outrageous! - Dinger?! 832 01:27:36,239 --> 01:27:37,724 Andy!? 833 01:27:58,898 --> 01:28:00,547 Bastard! 834 01:28:27,051 --> 01:28:31,750 - Who's farted? - Dinger, shut the fuck up. 835 01:28:32,045 --> 01:28:36,312 - You like? - Mmm. My favourite. What is it? 836 01:28:37,463 --> 01:28:39,812 I make 'nother just for you. 837 01:28:40,621 --> 01:28:43,749 (Poofy Fart) We're amongst barbarians. 838 01:29:07,064 --> 01:29:09,422 Did you see what happened to Tony? 839 01:29:10,845 --> 01:29:14,875 No. What about Baz? 840 01:29:17,553 --> 01:29:18,967 Dead. 841 01:29:20,776 --> 01:29:24,349 Hypothermia. We had to cross the river. 842 01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:27,476 Oh, Andy. He was in a shit state, mate. 843 01:29:27,528 --> 01:29:31,328 I compromised myself to the locals hoping they'd help, 844 01:29:32,058 --> 01:29:33,937 but it was too late. 845 01:29:35,728 --> 01:29:39,375 - What about Mark? - He's dead, mate. 846 01:29:42,422 --> 01:29:44,937 He took some rounds really close up. 847 01:29:48,538 --> 01:29:55,234 - How far did you get? - I was there. I could almost taste it. 848 01:29:55,681 --> 01:29:59,578 - No talk, or bang, bang! - Yeah, yeah. OK, mate. 849 01:30:20,706 --> 01:30:23,834 - Argh! - Up, up, up! 850 01:30:56,486 --> 01:31:01,328 - You all right? - Scared shit less. 851 01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:07,101 Well at least they can't make us pregnant. 852 01:31:46,208 --> 01:31:47,710 Hello? 853 01:31:51,422 --> 01:31:53,992 Are you sitting comfortably? 854 01:31:56,635 --> 01:31:59,101 Andy, isn't it? 855 01:31:59,233 --> 01:32:00,429 Yes. 856 01:32:01,849 --> 01:32:04,320 How are you feeling? 857 01:32:05,398 --> 01:32:10,140 I think I need medical attention, and my friend also. 858 01:32:10,695 --> 01:32:14,474 Of course. We are not animals. 859 01:32:16,727 --> 01:32:22,310 But first you will tell us what you are doing in our country. 860 01:32:23,746 --> 01:32:26,295 I'm trying to help you, but I don't... 861 01:32:32,088 --> 01:32:34,585 You are not helping us at all Andy. 862 01:32:34,913 --> 01:32:37,249 Tell me the plans of the Israelis, Andy. 863 01:32:37,831 --> 01:32:40,959 I have told you, I'm not an Israeli. 864 01:32:52,164 --> 01:32:53,632 Oh, shit! 865 01:33:04,882 --> 01:33:07,487 There's nothing you can do about pain. 866 01:33:07,540 --> 01:33:09,573 You've just got to accept it. 867 01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:12,701 But it's great when your body says.: That's enough'; 868 01:33:12,753 --> 01:33:15,867 and starts to drift you off into unconsciousness. 869 01:33:25,703 --> 01:33:27,662 - Ding? - Andy! 870 01:33:34,853 --> 01:33:36,443 Help me. 871 01:33:39,243 --> 01:33:41,436 Please help me. 872 01:34:06,974 --> 01:34:09,357 I can prove I'm not an Israeli. 873 01:34:12,761 --> 01:34:16,154 - How? - Because I have a foreskin. 874 01:34:18,069 --> 01:34:21,145 - A what, Andy? - A foreskin. 875 01:34:21,572 --> 01:34:24,909 Jews are circumcised, it's part of their religion. 876 01:34:31,347 --> 01:34:33,280 Let me show you. 877 01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:52,802 See! It's foreskin. 878 01:34:53,367 --> 01:34:57,519 I pulled as hard as I could, which was difficult due to the cold. 879 01:35:08,494 --> 01:35:12,829 So, Andy. Now you will tell me, huh? 880 01:35:13,597 --> 01:35:18,749 What is your mission and what else are the British planning to do? 881 01:35:25,177 --> 01:35:28,253 We might be captured, but we still had a job to do. 882 01:35:28,305 --> 01:35:31,381 The Regiment needed time to carry out damage limitation. 883 01:35:31,433 --> 01:35:33,467 They had to assume the worst. 884 01:35:33,519 --> 01:35:36,427 That we'd been captured and told the Iraqis everything. 885 01:35:36,478 --> 01:35:39,677 Other operations would have to be cancel led or changed. 886 01:35:39,775 --> 01:35:42,903 "Queen and Country" - that's bullshit. 887 01:35:43,640 --> 01:35:45,640 Up up up up! 888 01:35:46,730 --> 01:35:49,858 - Shall we start again, Andy? - No! 889 01:36:23,135 --> 01:36:26,263 So, Andy. Tell us. 890 01:36:36,081 --> 01:36:39,157 I'm a member of a search and rescue team. 891 01:36:39,209 --> 01:36:41,390 And what do you do, Andy? 892 01:36:43,599 --> 01:36:46,156 We rescue downed pilots. 893 01:36:47,770 --> 01:36:50,297 - I'm a medic. - Medic? 894 01:36:52,222 --> 01:36:54,255 And what was your mission on this occasion? 895 01:36:54,307 --> 01:36:57,435 I don't know. The officer knew. 896 01:36:59,145 --> 01:37:02,634 They operate on a need to know basis. 897 01:37:07,463 --> 01:37:10,538 They don't tell us anything, just to get on the heli. 898 01:37:10,591 --> 01:37:13,415 - The helicopter. - Good, Andy. 899 01:37:13,466 --> 01:37:16,594 Now you'll eat. Then we will talk some more. 900 01:37:17,764 --> 01:37:20,967 Thank you. And my friend? 901 01:37:21,368 --> 01:37:23,051 Yes, yes. 902 01:37:23,103 --> 01:37:28,118 But first you will sign a paper for the Red Cross. 903 01:37:28,317 --> 01:37:31,445 So they know you are all right. 904 01:37:36,658 --> 01:37:42,228 I can't. The army will punish me if you ever send me home. 905 01:38:03,487 --> 01:38:06,846 I tried to find God. I begged Him to help us 906 01:38:06,897 --> 01:38:10,462 and said as much of the Lord's Prayer as I could remember. 907 01:38:10,513 --> 01:38:12,697 Nothing happened. 908 01:38:20,452 --> 01:38:23,181 Manchester United win. very good team. 909 01:38:23,232 --> 01:38:26,360 You look very happy now. You look very happy. 910 01:38:36,468 --> 01:38:38,650 - Stan? - Hey, no look! 911 01:38:45,258 --> 01:38:47,291 - Come here often, wanker? - Hey, guys, no talking! 912 01:38:47,342 --> 01:38:49,375 No talking, Dinger! 913 01:38:49,648 --> 01:38:52,776 - Stan's here. - Shut up, shut up! 914 01:38:59,032 --> 01:39:01,650 You're in a terrible state, Andy. 915 01:39:04,636 --> 01:39:08,978 How are your teeth? Are they still giving you some problems? 916 01:39:10,720 --> 01:39:13,103 They're broken. 917 01:39:16,445 --> 01:39:21,165 We have a dentist here. He worked in Guy's for nine years. 918 01:39:22,546 --> 01:39:24,493 One of the best. 919 01:39:31,356 --> 01:39:33,868 Open wide, please. 920 01:39:51,618 --> 01:39:54,244 Do you really think we are going to help you? 921 01:39:54,296 --> 01:39:58,416 You are irrelevant to us. You lied to us. 922 01:39:58,467 --> 01:40:01,543 You are the men from the South, aren't you? 923 01:40:01,595 --> 01:40:04,671 You're stupid. Stupid. 924 01:40:04,723 --> 01:40:08,634 I'm helping you all I can, but I'm just a medic. 925 01:40:08,685 --> 01:40:11,884 How many medics, Andy, leave 100 men dead, 926 01:40:12,255 --> 01:40:14,742 and another 100 in the hospital? 927 01:40:14,793 --> 01:40:18,570 Tell me what your task was. Tell me. Tell me! 928 01:40:18,621 --> 01:40:21,042 I told you I don't know anything about that. 929 01:40:21,093 --> 01:40:24,355 I'm a medic. Please. Please! 930 01:40:28,424 --> 01:40:30,902 I need him on his back. 931 01:41:01,579 --> 01:41:05,802 Do it! Bomb me, you bastards! I'm down here! 932 01:41:05,853 --> 01:41:08,083 (DINGER): Don't do it! He don't mean it! 933 01:41:08,134 --> 01:41:11,262 Fuck it! Do it! Do it! 934 01:41:14,029 --> 01:41:16,661 (DINGER): Why are you getting me into trouble? 935 01:41:29,575 --> 01:41:33,489 I asked you for an answer yesterday. Do you have it for me? 936 01:41:34,883 --> 01:41:36,458 Yes, sir. 937 01:41:37,761 --> 01:41:42,739 Tosca. "Turncoats for the opera." 938 01:41:43,225 --> 01:41:45,001 Five letters. 939 01:41:46,353 --> 01:41:50,532 T-O-S... 940 01:41:51,254 --> 01:41:56,376 ...C-A. Tosca. 941 01:42:02,504 --> 01:42:05,813 You and your friends will not last much longer. 942 01:42:08,483 --> 01:42:12,641 We have others in the hospital You know that, Andy? 943 01:42:14,892 --> 01:42:19,454 Look, you are the senior rank here, huh? 944 01:42:20,481 --> 01:42:23,141 No one knows you are alive. 945 01:42:23,500 --> 01:42:27,032 We can let you die, and no one would know. 946 01:42:28,541 --> 01:42:30,813 Your government, they do not care about you. 947 01:42:31,268 --> 01:42:34,396 To them, you are just a tool to be used. 948 01:42:36,711 --> 01:42:41,678 Andy, if you will not tell me who you are and what you are doing, 949 01:42:43,421 --> 01:42:46,549 we will simply let the others die. 950 01:42:47,873 --> 01:42:49,522 Think about it, Andy. 951 01:42:49,958 --> 01:42:51,992 (GUARDS): You bad boy, Dinger! Bad boy! 952 01:42:52,044 --> 01:42:53,881 This was not a black and white film 953 01:42:53,932 --> 01:42:56,678 where the actor sticks out his chest and shouts: Never! 954 01:42:56,913 --> 01:43:02,075 This was real. We'd all fulfilled our obligations to operational security. 955 01:43:02,471 --> 01:43:06,590 It was now time to fulfil our obligations to each other. 956 01:43:06,642 --> 01:43:08,145 Very bad boy! 957 01:43:30,811 --> 01:43:33,176 This is disgusting. 958 01:43:36,645 --> 01:43:38,047 What did you do that for? 959 01:43:38,098 --> 01:43:40,770 The window was open, so I threw it out. 960 01:43:40,836 --> 01:43:43,085 I only opened it because you're killing me with those fags! 961 01:43:43,136 --> 01:43:45,170 Sorry. I see shit and have to react. 962 01:43:45,222 --> 01:43:48,298 - What's this? Jam?! - Don't even think about it. 963 01:43:48,350 --> 01:43:50,207 Don't... 964 01:43:50,258 --> 01:43:53,489 - Jam again! - I'm closing the window. 965 01:43:54,247 --> 01:43:59,124 Clash, Sex Pistols, Showaddywaddy? 966 01:43:59,820 --> 01:44:01,468 That's not mine. 967 01:44:01,576 --> 01:44:04,562 Sorry, your whole tape collection is contaminated. 968 01:44:10,528 --> 01:44:12,327 Unbelievable. 969 01:44:26,122 --> 01:44:27,858 COP. 970 01:44:34,819 --> 01:44:38,952 - A what? - Close Observation Platoon. 971 01:44:40,219 --> 01:44:43,295 Every infantry unit has one. 972 01:44:43,346 --> 01:44:47,655 We closely observe what's going on. 973 01:44:48,545 --> 01:44:51,621 In this case it was the MSR. 974 01:44:51,672 --> 01:44:55,530 - MS...? - ..R. The Main Supply Route. 975 01:44:57,169 --> 01:45:00,297 We had to report on movements there. 976 01:45:01,120 --> 01:45:04,248 It was just a patrol put together for the job. 977 01:45:06,036 --> 01:45:08,796 Tell me what happened. 978 01:45:09,180 --> 01:45:14,187 A shepherd walked into our position, so we had to get out. 979 01:45:19,873 --> 01:45:23,613 - So you headed north? - Yeah, for Syria. 980 01:45:24,122 --> 01:45:26,155 It was the only way out. 981 01:45:26,489 --> 01:45:30,441 - How did you get in? - A helicopter. 982 01:45:32,621 --> 01:45:34,286 Show me. 983 01:45:43,793 --> 01:45:46,869 What I told them was a good story, and almost true. 984 01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:49,996 I simply left out words like Scud and The Regiment. 985 01:45:50,206 --> 01:45:54,325 I had nothing to lose. Chances were we were dead anyway. 986 01:45:54,376 --> 01:45:58,020 It was now a question of waiting to see if they believed me. 987 01:45:59,731 --> 01:46:00,755 Here. 988 01:46:01,817 --> 01:46:05,935 They let me be for the next few days, just working on Dinger and Stan. 989 01:46:05,988 --> 01:46:08,614 They wanted to confirm my story. 990 01:46:08,665 --> 01:46:11,677 I would soon find out if it had worked out or not. 991 01:46:29,970 --> 01:46:33,046 I wasn't afraid, I was depressed. 992 01:46:33,098 --> 01:46:37,217 I thought of Jilly and Kate not even knowing if I was alive or dead. 993 01:46:37,269 --> 01:46:41,036 If they were going to do it, let's just crack on and make it quick. 994 01:46:47,539 --> 01:46:53,263 No bloody comms, no decent maps, no bloody backup. 995 01:46:54,171 --> 01:46:56,482 They can't even get the weather right. 996 01:46:58,123 --> 01:47:00,825 And all my sweets are green. 997 01:47:00,923 --> 01:47:04,972 Green for Christ's sake! I hate bloody green. 998 01:48:37,753 --> 01:48:41,696 Back in Rhodesia, there's a tree called morula tree... 999 01:48:42,732 --> 01:48:44,766 The next few days were relatively happy. 1000 01:48:45,272 --> 01:48:49,391 All we could do was talk about families, life and each other. 1001 01:48:49,442 --> 01:48:51,475 Here was Dinger on God: 1002 01:48:51,526 --> 01:48:53,559 "I don't believe in the old bastard." 1003 01:48:53,610 --> 01:48:56,686 On his family: 1004 01:48:57,002 --> 01:49:00,086 "We had the most God-awful row the night before we left." 1005 01:49:00,600 --> 01:49:02,633 "Still hurts when I think about it." 1006 01:49:02,684 --> 01:49:03,788 On me: 1007 01:49:04,291 --> 01:49:07,007 "Henry VIII, that's who you are." 1008 01:49:07,058 --> 01:49:10,496 31, and already you've got three wives. What's your excuse? 1009 01:49:10,547 --> 01:49:13,623 Adoption, mate. Never knew my mother. 1010 01:49:13,675 --> 01:49:16,751 That explains everything, does it? Your taste in music? 1011 01:49:16,803 --> 01:49:19,879 Your appalling clothes? Why did you join the army? 1012 01:49:19,931 --> 01:49:21,460 What.? 1013 01:49:21,511 --> 01:49:23,544 Why did you join the army? 1014 01:49:23,595 --> 01:49:24,929 To keep out of trouble. 1015 01:49:25,145 --> 01:49:27,679 You thought if you joined there'd be no more trouble? 1016 01:49:27,730 --> 01:49:30,806 Best thing I ever did. Never been in trouble since. 1017 01:49:31,401 --> 01:49:34,529 What the bloody hell do you call this? 1018 01:49:35,572 --> 01:49:38,700 ♪ He's crazy like a fool 1019 01:49:39,211 --> 01:49:42,287 ♪ What about Daddy Cool 1020 01:49:42,871 --> 01:49:45,999 ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool 1021 01:49:47,042 --> 01:49:50,170 ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool 1022 01:49:51,213 --> 01:49:54,288 ♪ He's crazy like a fool 1023 01:49:54,341 --> 01:49:57,571 ♪ What about Daddy Cool 1024 01:50:05,153 --> 01:50:06,884 Hands, Andy. 1025 01:50:20,408 --> 01:50:23,536 Andy? Do you like Michael Jackson? 1026 01:50:24,579 --> 01:50:26,134 Yeah, I do. 1027 01:50:27,112 --> 01:50:30,188 Did you know I sing in a group here in the city? 1028 01:50:30,239 --> 01:50:33,315 Play every Saturday night. Play the Meridien Hotel 1029 01:50:33,541 --> 01:50:38,415 - No, I don't believe you. - Why? Don't you like my voice? 1030 01:50:39,177 --> 01:50:42,696 ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool 1031 01:50:44,172 --> 01:50:47,149 Will you show me London after the war? 1032 01:50:47,200 --> 01:50:49,071 Yeah, sure. 1033 01:50:49,122 --> 01:50:51,155 Andy, I love you. 1034 01:50:51,690 --> 01:50:57,102 - Do you love me? - Yes, Jeral, I love you. 1035 01:51:11,391 --> 01:51:13,226 Hands, Andy. 1036 01:51:26,861 --> 01:51:29,937 I'm pissed off sucking up to that little wanker for your fags. 1037 01:51:29,988 --> 01:51:32,304 I promise I will never divulge what you two get up to. 1038 01:51:32,355 --> 01:51:35,431 - I licked shit off my hands for them. - Ah, quit honking. 1039 01:51:35,483 --> 01:51:38,559 I'm saving one for the firing squad. Can't be long now. 1040 01:51:38,611 --> 01:51:41,687 Do you really think it's going to be like Breaker Morant? 1041 01:51:41,740 --> 01:51:44,868 Dawn sky, chaplain, last fag, 1042 01:51:45,410 --> 01:51:48,461 instead of bend over, bang, straight into the bin-liner? 1043 01:51:52,167 --> 01:51:55,902 We weren't shot. Not that week, not the following. 1044 01:51:55,953 --> 01:51:59,840 Apart from the chance of being blown apart by the bombs falling on the city, 1045 01:51:59,891 --> 01:52:04,621 we slowly began to believe that we might just get out in one piece. 1046 01:52:13,021 --> 01:52:16,097 Reports in from Syria inform us that a British soldier 1047 01:52:16,149 --> 01:52:19,753 crossed the border in the area where you were captured. 1048 01:52:21,363 --> 01:52:25,434 They say in Damascus that he's SAS. 1049 01:52:28,661 --> 01:52:30,715 Are they treating you well? 1050 01:52:40,303 --> 01:52:43,431 Oh... For you. 1051 01:52:52,644 --> 01:52:55,772 Well done, Chris. Well done. 1052 01:52:58,415 --> 01:53:00,293 But they're all green! 1053 01:53:57,214 --> 01:53:59,016 Stan! Dinger! 1054 01:54:03,548 --> 01:54:05,641 You are going home. 1055 01:54:07,391 --> 01:54:09,031 Not Andy. 1056 01:54:11,113 --> 01:54:12,672 Not Andy? 1057 01:54:13,975 --> 01:54:15,813 Not Andy. 1058 01:54:18,610 --> 01:54:22,728 - Don't worry, we'll get you out of here. - I'll call Jilly, mate. 1059 01:54:22,827 --> 01:54:25,438 Here, catch. 1060 01:54:34,610 --> 01:54:36,643 This was the worst time for me. 1061 01:54:36,915 --> 01:54:40,585 Why had they kept me behind, except to shoot me.? 1062 01:54:40,636 --> 01:54:42,076 Dying didn't worry me, 1063 01:54:42,128 --> 01:54:45,469 but I'd taken it for granted that we were going to go together. 1064 01:54:45,954 --> 01:54:48,145 I kept seeing my own funeral in Hereford, 1065 01:54:48,196 --> 01:54:51,141 with Dinger smoking all the way through the service. 1066 01:54:51,192 --> 01:54:53,546 When a colonel had said what a good soldier I'd been, 1067 01:54:53,598 --> 01:54:56,674 Dinger would have shouted: Wanker! 1068 01:54:56,726 --> 01:54:59,485 Then they would've drunk the 500 pounds of booze 1069 01:54:59,536 --> 01:55:01,569 I paid for the last piss - up. 1070 01:55:02,203 --> 01:55:05,017 And then I got to thinking about Kate, 1071 01:55:05,068 --> 01:55:09,138 and by first light she'd made me feel more composed. 1072 01:55:42,719 --> 01:55:45,009 (NEWSREADER): The Iraqi conscripts seemed to deserve 1073 01:55:45,060 --> 01:55:49,283 pity rather than anger. 200,000 of them gave themselves up. 1074 01:55:49,450 --> 01:55:51,939 All they want to do is go home to their families. 1075 01:55:51,990 --> 01:55:55,547 They are war-weary and have no spirit left for the battle. 1076 01:55:56,160 --> 01:55:59,236 The road north from Kuwait to the Iraqi port of Basra 1077 01:55:59,289 --> 01:56:01,322 showed the cruel reality. 1078 01:56:01,374 --> 01:56:04,450 The highway littered with the burnt-out, smashed remains 1079 01:56:04,502 --> 01:56:07,047 of vehicles the Iraqis stole in Kuwait. 1080 01:56:07,098 --> 01:56:10,174 Saddam promised them glory, but they've lost interest. 1081 01:56:10,758 --> 01:56:13,641 As far as I'm concerned, it's over. 1082 01:56:13,692 --> 01:56:15,920 Saddam Hussein had better know it's over. 1083 01:56:15,972 --> 01:56:19,048 If Saddam makes the mistake of starting it again, 1084 01:56:19,100 --> 01:56:22,985 then he's going to have a lot more trouble than he has in Iraq right now. 1085 01:56:24,314 --> 01:56:26,453 Reagan, Jack. 1086 01:56:28,484 --> 01:56:30,518 - Simpson. - First name? 1087 01:56:30,570 --> 01:56:32,922 - Peter. - Through those doors, up there. 1088 01:56:34,194 --> 01:56:36,227 McNab, British Army. 1089 01:56:36,435 --> 01:56:39,610 If we don't move quickly, they'll start taking hostages. Come with me. 1090 01:56:48,296 --> 01:56:49,813 Mark! 1091 01:56:53,509 --> 01:56:54,828 Mark! 1092 01:57:01,429 --> 01:57:03,229 Mark! 1093 01:57:14,535 --> 01:57:17,906 I got shot, mate. In my foot! 1094 01:57:19,577 --> 01:57:23,448 Next thing, they handcuffed me to a bed and left me to rot. 1095 01:57:24,603 --> 01:57:25,969 Mark! 1096 01:57:28,492 --> 01:57:30,526 - Can you see it? - What? 1097 01:57:31,047 --> 01:57:34,000 - My foot, mate. - How can I miss it? 1098 01:57:34,051 --> 01:57:35,688 It's the size of a marrow! 1099 01:57:46,906 --> 01:57:50,776 One thing that's bugged me ever since we landed in Saudi... 1100 01:57:50,858 --> 01:57:52,360 Yeah? 1101 01:57:52,458 --> 01:57:54,491 - The piece of breeze-block. - Yeah? 1102 01:57:54,542 --> 01:57:57,078 - The one in my Bergen. - Yeah? 1103 01:57:58,157 --> 01:58:00,656 Did you have anything to do with it? 1104 01:58:11,713 --> 01:58:13,938 Here. It's my sweet. 1105 01:58:16,926 --> 01:58:20,054 - What colour is it, mate? - Ha-ha-ha-ha! 1106 01:58:26,310 --> 01:58:30,314 It was green, but I guess you can't have everything. 1107 01:58:30,762 --> 01:58:34,232 Back in the UK we had an outrageous piss - up. 1108 01:58:34,652 --> 01:58:36,685 Then the psychiatrist turned up to test us, 1109 01:58:36,738 --> 01:58:39,813 looking for post-traumatic stress disorder. 1110 01:58:39,866 --> 01:58:42,630 It turned out they were more strung out than we were. 1111 01:58:46,992 --> 01:58:50,242 War is barbaric, but if you think this is the bit where I say 1112 01:58:50,293 --> 01:58:54,411 I want to spend the rest of my days hugging trees, don't hold your breath. 1113 01:58:54,604 --> 01:58:56,098 Hi! 1114 01:59:04,148 --> 01:59:05,411 Hi! 1115 01:59:17,403 --> 01:59:21,674 We're soldiers. It's my profession and I'm proud of it. 1116 01:59:22,148 --> 01:59:25,224 Nobody said you had to be crap at it. 1117 01:59:25,275 --> 01:59:28,552 As for the men who tortured us - they had a job to do as well 1118 01:59:29,138 --> 01:59:31,927 It's just that some of them enjoyed it a bit too much. 1119 01:59:33,044 --> 01:59:35,077 If I met any of them in the street tomorrow, 1120 01:59:35,129 --> 01:59:37,162 and thought I could get away with it, 1121 01:59:37,213 --> 01:59:38,849 I'd slot them. 1122 01:59:49,709 --> 01:59:53,498 Resync/Corrections/Conversion by Chuck 1123 01:59:53,531 --> 01:59:57,802 -==OpenSubtitles.org==- ?